FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
Probably not the absolute weirdest, but this keeps coming to mind and it was definitely the scariest.
A few summers ago, I was with two of my best friends and we were outside in my backyard at night because we heard there was a meteor shower or an eclipse or Jesus was…
I’m reblogging this for the sole fact I just spent the last hour and a half discussing dadism and steampunk with a friend, plus, that gif.
(Source: fuckyourdisrespect)
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
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About me
I'm simple, really. I jam out with a saxophone. I'm horrible at drawing/painting/coloring/anything artistic like that. I'm double jointed in my right thumb. I have a freckle on the side of my left index finger. Hmm..I like music. All kinds, cause I don't discriminate. My phone has a mustache on the back of it, courtesy of the Chinese restaurant I like to eat at. Yes, I do reblog naked people. Not because I'm crazy about porn, but because they're very artistic and classy. The ones I reblog are anyways. I'm really easy going. And I like peanut butter.
